Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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