why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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