I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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