She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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