so explain again why im purple
no
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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