how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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