Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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