wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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