I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
