Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's like heaven, but drunker
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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