Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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