Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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