So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize