whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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