how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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