And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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