when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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