So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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