pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't turn off my feet"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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