I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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