She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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