Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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