did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well, you know. whores of a feather.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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