plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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