Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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