i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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