you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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