dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I came so hard my ears popped.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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