I'm jealous of your bromance
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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