Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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