Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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