plz talk dirty to me
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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