You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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