Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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