I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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