i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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