new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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