Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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