I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize