I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
as a side note pls kill me
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