before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He did a backflip because drugs
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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