She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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