have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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