Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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