Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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