Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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