so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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