Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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