If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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