just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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