He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
