apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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