yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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