Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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