i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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