im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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