i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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