So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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