Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
