Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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